I would’ve bought an NES Classic if I’d ever actually seen one in a store. I’m assuming this will be the same.

Too bad only a handful of assholes will be able to buy them and scalp them on eBay for ridiculous prices because they’ll only produce a few and then cut off production long before most people will even get to see one in a store.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Exactly. Every new wave of Pokemon, I’ll probably open the app up and try to catch some here and there, but I’m done putting in actual effort into it. You can’t casually have fun with it anymore.

I think they meant that there’s nothing necessary to playing the game that you have to spend coins on. You can get Pokeballs for free.

The smarter ones already do this instead of just begging for donations.

It’s not worth actually dropping your infant child. It’s totally worth almost dropping your infant child.

He’s an angry Sumo wrestler, out of a job now thanks to the robots.

My girlfriend’s sister severed tendons in her hand while slicing an avocado and had to go to the emergency room and several months of physical therapy.

This makes a lot more sense now.

10/10 analogy

Lyft is a good option too, but it isn’t as widespread as Uber, has some of the same issues, and also doesn’t make money.

Goddamn that’s a suspenseful gif.

LEGO CITY Ferry 60119 | $15 | Amazon

LEGO CITY Ferry 60119 | $15 | Amazon

I don’t know what the terms say, but if they start charging people (extra) for 2-day Prime shipping, they’re going to get a lot of backlash. “Free” 2-day shipping is how Amazon became the behemoth it is today.

No. And yes.

Bon appetit.

Man, this is getting old.
Are we going to keep making these lame jokes?
Really?
The movie wasn’t that bad.
Have you seen the extended edition?
All you Marvel fanboys shut up.

Man, this is getting old.
Are we going to keep making these lame jokes?
Really?
The movie wasn’t that bad.
Have you seen the extended edition?
All you Marvel fanboys shut up.