No no———it’s metal, some sort of iron, hand-forged by a female blacksmith in California. It’s veeeeeery fancy. Your mind cannot even comprehend the fanciness. If you were to attempt to comprehend the fanciness, the mere act of doing so could literally kill you. Unless you’re Alice Waters. Or Martha Stewart. Or the…

It looks like a Chevy van mural circa 1976....I’m sorry but it really really does....

You are delightful

Finally.

Who hurt you

Me too!!!

Yes!!!!!

Thank you!

‘Charlie is a cuck’ is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

How dare you insult junior varsity athletes like that lol

All of them.

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING OH MY GOD MY EARS MY EEEEEAAAARS

You cried. Because you were having a boy. And he will...have white boy privilege something something elect Trump??? Seriously? You were sad you were having a boy? Do you know how many childless couples would cry tears of joy? But your first reaction is tears of sorrow? Now what? Do you treat him poorly because he’s a…

Thank you!!!!!!!!!

If you thought rslwn was bad, wait till you see redscharlachs post....

Welp, Red Scharlach (see above) believes her son is gonna be a rapist because men are gonna rape, period, it’s just a thing they’re gonna do... she didn’t wanna know she was having a boy because she wouldn’t be able to enjoy her pregnancy knowing she was carrying one of these monsters, these men things...now he’s 3…

It never occurred to you that maaaaaybe Brock Turner’s parents raised him to be a white privileged rapist thru bad parenting? You immediately were like ‘holy crap I’m raising a rapist omg’?

Lemme get this straight....you still to this day worry about your son, because you believe your son is pre-destined to be a rapist and/or murderer because all men, on planet earth, are legit all, 100%, rapists and murderers???

I can’t believe they had a lynching mural. In America. In the south. In a school. In 20FREAKING18!!!! Wtf? How the...what the...what else is out there that we don’t even know about yet??? Smh...