If you sell it, they will come.

The. End.

There is actual truth to this. Cats moving (wagging) their tail in this manner is a show of content or often playfulness.
If Rubenesque cat were hissing and puffed up..not so much.

Kanye West 'breaks his silence' about President Barack Obama and says that he now believes the leader of the free world is just 'trying to be cool.' And then President Obama said 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS I HAVE LIKE WARS AND SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW OMG'

I am reading this in Obame's voice and It NEVER STOPS…

Whoah there, Karl Lagerfeld.

Aaaaaaand THERE GOES MY OTHER OVARY.

**shakes flipper at Laura**

I'm about 73% sure I would date him, but I'd need to see what's going on down in the pubicle area. If there is a litter of kittens down there, I am going to get busy with him in a Burger King Bathroom, ASAP.

..A recent poll conducted for the Celebrity Post shows that a large majority (68%) of respondents think those Paul Walker death rumors are not funny anymore.

I fail at the typing
/see other area for actual thought.

I just came in to say I read that as "Bananahammer", which is making me laugh because it sounds like bananahammock which is a man-thong WHICH, is also know to some as a Budgie-Smuggler.

LOLBUDGIESMUGGLER.

But I think that people who want to donate an organ and have studied up on organ donation specifically to pass screenings often are...

FUCK ELECTRONICS. WHERE DO I FIND A SWEATER WITH SOME FUCKING CATS ON IT???

People who are relatively uninformed and just casually interested who will get weeded out or will back out themselves and super-dedicated fanatics

Well, first, I think most doctors would point out that the average person is not very objective about how medically important a biological resource, like an organ, is to them. Most people overestimate how well they are likely to do in the long run without that resource. That's why the counseling of…

I am on an anonymous donation list in the event someone needs a kidney. At a reputable hospital in a large city.
Aside from "picking" the person, how is this different?

Aaand one of my ovaries just had a heart attack.

I'd do this in a heartbeat.
/not even remotely kidding.

Unicorns are over-rated and have been ruined by hipsters.
/"COME AT ME BRO"

I have an occasion coming up that I could very much get away with it, and I have the tux (in black)

I now feel like I am obligated to wear it for The Team.

DEFINITELY not testicles on a bird, unlike the thought that immediately hurled itself into my brain.

WTF is a "cronut"?