Please. Your "ALL OF THE STIGMAS AGAINST PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS, THEY ARE AWFUL AND YOU ARE JUST AN EXAMPLE" card doesn't work at this joint. I have plenty of friends who have anxiety disorders. They still manage to not come across as breathtakingly out of touch with the fact that sometimes people touch other…

1. This was satire, I assume?
2. I laughed.

How about you do the rest of the world a favor and just fucking stay home? Not just because of your "issues" but because I think the world might be a better place without you walking around horking up your "HEY. EVERYONE, I HAVE A 'THING'. IMA NEED YOU ALL TO CEASE LIVING YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOU WERE AND CATER TO SAID…

This was supposed to be the Bert playing Goalie shirt picture.
In other news: HOW DO COMPUTERS EVEN?

"This belongs on someone more mature, with the presence to carry it off..."

I alluded t0 using my cats as napkins.
I assure you, my response was comedic not scientific.

Or not as *physically* traumatic but as damaging; being taught (usually via parents' actions or lack of explanation that it is NOT behaviour conducive to building healthy relationships) that passive aggressiveness is ok.

It is NOT ok. It is fighting that's usually done by emotionally immature, catty, and/or cowardly…

Welp, I'm fucked.

As someone who also buys items there (GET YOUR JUDGY FUCKING EYES OFF OF ME, EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD WHO IS TURNING THIS INTO A "THEM vs US" THING), I have a solution. Don't like their clothes/owner/owner's cat/owner's cat's yoga pants? Thank <<insert chosen deity or lack thereof>> that there are other options! This…

I have a friend who went to a Halloween party a few days ago dressed as a 'sexy slice of double crust pizza'. It was a leotard. This friend is a dude.

I PITY THE FOO' WHO DISAGREES.
Guy I am dating has an original A-team Van and I'm REALLY trying not to pull a Karl Lagerfeld.

Dear Matt Lauer, I now have a crush on you.
I am filled with infatuation and self-loathing.

Thank you, The Internet, for providing one more reason to support my cats*>>>>>>>>>people theory

I just came here to say that gif made me stifle a laugh (SOME people next to me "sleep") so severely that I think I broke my pancreas.

Welp, there goes my Slutty Dick costume.

BECAUSE BLARRRHURRRRNNNGRR PENISES AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BAD PEOPLE AND SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE SOMEHOW THIS THOUGHT PROCESS MAKES WOMEN MORE POWERFUL!1!!11

I want to claw(talon?)(foot?) -bump that muthafucka'

Enough of this passive-aggressive, sarcastic fucking pussyfooting around the perpetual and tiresome elephant that slinks into the 'room' (aka almost every article, and some that aren't, about female minorities where comments can be made). Can we just decide which is the SUPERULTRA MOST-MOSTEST OF MOST MALIGNED RACE?

Am I the only person who wonders if people keep talking about Miley Cyrus just so they can turn around and complain that people keep talking about about Miley Cyrus?