ottermann
ottermann
ottermann
Oct 22 2018
19

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever created.

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever

Jun 10 2017
275

He was my earliest childhood Superhero memory and still the most memorable of performers to don the cowl. Rest in peace.

Feb 27 2017
54

You’ve got it wrong. Medium-rare is heretical, medium is anathema, well is the devil incarnate. Rare is acceptable for mortals but raw, chopped and mixed with a raw egg and some seasonings, steak tartare, is heavenly.

Nov 22 2016
1

I got the 2016 version of the kit recently, and can highly recommend it.

Aug 29 2016
2

Considering the nine kinds of hell that dogs can unleash from their butts, I’m not sure this plan is all that viable.

Aug 29 2016
47

You obviously don’t know what Dogs enjoy, they roll in dead things for gad sake.

Aug 29 2016
47

OR, they might want to sleep with you MORE. You know they are dogs, not people, right?

Jun 23 2016
61

I see this as no different from forgetting a wallet at the scene, and an officer picks it up to read the ID inside. Now if the officer took the address on the drivers license, went to the house, and went inside without a warrant, that’s more like accessing the data on the locked phone. Finding out who owns an item Read more

May 7 2016
95

...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

Apr 7 2016
2

When a ball-torture fetishist collapses in pain, that’s when you know shit got real. I mean, damn, that girl went straight up JoJo on those bits.