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They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever created.

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever

He was my earliest childhood Superhero memory and still the most memorable of performers to don the cowl. Rest in peace.

You’ve got it wrong. Medium-rare is heretical, medium is anathema, well is the devil incarnate. Rare is acceptable for mortals but raw, chopped and mixed with a raw egg and some seasonings, steak tartare, is heavenly.

I got the 2016 version of the kit recently, and can highly recommend it.

Considering the nine kinds of hell that dogs can unleash from their butts, I’m not sure this plan is all that viable.

Joke’s on you. Dogs love farts.

You obviously don’t know what Dogs enjoy, they roll in dead things for gad sake.

OR, they might want to sleep with you MORE. You know they are dogs, not people, right?

And this is Aquaman with Mentadent.

I see this as no different from forgetting a wallet at the scene, and an officer picks it up to read the ID inside. Now if the officer took the address on the drivers license, went to the house, and went inside without a warrant, that’s more like accessing the data on the locked phone. Finding out who owns an item

Dihydrogen Monoxide...world’s most dangerous “chemical”...100% of users die...

...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

When a ball-torture fetishist collapses in pain, that’s when you know shit got real. I mean, damn, that girl went straight up JoJo on those bits.

Requires Troll Tears. Brilliant.

I’m going to be pedantic and say, we are still in an ice age. We’re in an interglacial. An Ice Age is defined by the presence of polar ice caps.

Our local package/corner store sells Mexican Coke / Sprite / Fanta.

I remember hearing once about one of the Coke executives being asked about the theory that Coke specifically put out New Coke to create the demand for Coke Classic and drive their sales up, and his response was something to the effect of “Oh, we weren’t NEARLY that smart.”