They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever created.

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever…

Considering the nine kinds of hell that dogs can unleash from their butts, I’m not sure this plan is all that viable.

Joke’s on you. Dogs love farts.

You obviously don’t know what Dogs enjoy, they roll in dead things for gad sake.

OR, they might want to sleep with you MORE. You know they are dogs, not people, right?

Dihydrogen Monoxide...world’s most dangerous “chemical”...100% of users die...

...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

When a ball-torture fetishist collapses in pain, that’s when you know shit got real. I mean, damn, that girl went straight up JoJo on those bits.

Requires Troll Tears. Brilliant.

Thank you. The last thing I saw Bourdain cook was a mediocre looking baked chicken.

Having a cooking show isn’t exactly a high benchmark of success.

Has Bourdain ever had a cooking show? I don’t think so.

You just gave me the most fabulous costume idea for my group of friends next Halloween....

Awesome. How did you get a picture of my kitty?!

thank you for your service

I’ve had peanut butter on a burger. And a few time I have sliced up some chicken breast for a sandwich and added pb to the bread.

Needs more cowbell.

Needs more cowbell.

*nods* Yes. Yes, it does. *shudder*

Oddly enough, it’s “Carl’s Jr.” which is why *I* won’t go. Because fuck people who are that ungrammatical.