I know you’re probably kidding, and that this is kind of heavy for a Dirtbag, but don’t let yourself think that your issues make you unworthy of being with someone.

Clothed people? How...quaint.

LOVE the Mighty B! She’s the Leslie Knope Prequel!

Well, if we ignore the fact that I’m broken and refuse to inflict myself on others

Cosigned. I’m a firm believer in not actively giving people a reason to be mad at me. If you’re going to spew off a bunch of bullshit, it’s going to come back to bite you in the ass at one point.

My cats try to stalk it, but as soon as it jumps up, it freaks them out enough that they run away long enough to get it out of their furrly homicidal reach. I have a mini ‘coptor, not one of the quads, but the idea should translate.

My cats try to stalk it, but as soon as it jumps up, it freaks them out enough that they run away long enough to get…

My cats flee in terror.

My cats flee in terror.

I had one and my cat would not stop chasing it and trying to swat it down! I say had because you can imagine the state it ended up in but good times were had all around. Worth it!

I had one and my cat would not stop chasing it and trying to swat it down! I say had because you can imagine the…

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Being polite and honest is just the best and right way to go about life in general. When people are carrying guns, it's in ones best interest to be honest and polite.

I am jealous you live in a community where you know and wave at cops. And you are right, if you are honest, you tend to not catch as much shit. I've been pulled over a few times, and if you are polite and honest and put them at ease, you'll get a better outcome. That just isn't the case for a lot of people…

I live in Kentucky, not far from where this is happening. She IS still getting paid, even though she is not doing her job. Not only is she not issuing marriage licenses, she closed her whole office one day last week just because she was tired of all the questions. Her salary is 80k per year... no way is she leaving…

The reality is these people whole-heartedly think gay people are gross and committing a crime against “the” lord (you know, everyone’s lord whether you agree with it or not). They truly think it is their birthright to fight and oppose it because they think it is wrong. Sadly, there is not really anything to convince…

Ah, but she WANTS to be thrown in jail. That would put the War on religion, martyr-0-meter on 11.

http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Dancer-101…

Try this for $2. They lose their damn minds.

Thanks, ottermann. You sound cool. I think if people stopped making such a big deal about which gender does which things, and just lets people do what they’re good at, we’d all be better off.

Exactly, nothing is impossible, even the impossibility is also possible.

Have you tried Glenlivet? I find it to be a lot smoother the Glenfidich, though not any less expensive.

I’m with you on everything save the Miller Lite, it’s the one beer I won’t drink even for free. It’s the taste. Hell I’ll drink Old E before miller lite. Coor’s light is my choice of cheap swill. Oh, and that app must be full of teenagers looking up drink mix recipes.. It's the only thing that makes sense.

David Chang already wrote this article for GQ but I’ll reiterate: it’s not that I don’t like craft beers, it’s that they don’t go with anything. They’re too filling, not refreshing, and ruin your meal. Shitty crisp lagers are refreshing, they taste amazing with almost all food, and you can knock back more than one…