Logged into the classic server I reserved my names on to find a 6500 person queue. Went to a lop pop RP server and created a Tauren. Logged in, took 2 steps, and the server crashed.

What happens when I use my Apple Card to make a purchase at the Microsoft Store?

My friends from anywhere but Wisconsin: “So, what is Wisconsin food?”

Cheese curd batter. It needs to be done in the cheese curd batter....

QB) So, Gruden is pretty mad, huh?

Riddle me this, BatMan;

Bar-Boo-Ra, Bar-Boo-Ra!

I’d say ‘burn it with fire’, but that’s not drastic enough.

I tried smoking a burger once.

Keep your In-N-Out. White Castle is the true burger!

I know a lot of people whose favorite supermarket beer is Spotted Cow.

Aw man....I’d love to work in the same office as the Onion. 

Honestly, the best Doritos are the Sour Cream and Onion Doritos that used to be found everywhere. They need to bring them back.

So, a 17 year old girl was flirting. Sounds about normal. That’s what 17 year olds do. Sometimes they aren’t actually trying to flirt, but to others, it looks that way. (that goes for both boys and girls).

I hope when the police showed up to the IRS office, they all drew down on Eklund and forced him to the ground and hog tied him before taking his ass to jail.

“Dude, check it out! This girl got arrested for licking ice cream and putting it back. WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!”

Got out of prison on Tuesday, stabbed a man on Thursday, and is using the excuse of ‘My mental illness went untreated for too long.’

Holy crap! Panama Jack is a member of the royal family!

See, the thing is, Archies Great Grandma Beth is the titular head of the Church of England. So, not christening Archie would be like the pope skipping communion because he and the cards were partying later and needed the drank.

Try again.