I can speak from experience. Heart disease knows no age limits. I had a heart attack at 42. As a result, I had 5 stents implanted to correct for a 99% 2 x 95% and 2 x 90% blockages. While my diet didn’t help the condition, I’ve been told by every cardiologist I’ve seen that the majority of my issue was genetic. That…

Wait....you mean people haven’t been doing this forever? I’ve dunked peanut butter sandwiches in chili since I was a wee lad, back in the early 70's. To this day, I won’t eat chili unless I have peanut butter.

I don’t understand biscuit sandwiches. I like the bread holding my sandwich together to remain in one piece. Every single biscuit I’ve had in sandwich form crumbles when you eat it.

Unless they can show the two violated any rules, then this is clearly discrimination.

Holy cow, Mars has the measles!

How do you retrieve his body?

Let’s see....the last time someone went to that island, a couple of fishermen were washed ashore. They were, as you’d expect, killed. And their bodies were placed on bamboo stakes, like scarecrows, to warn away anyone else.

Lettuce eat what we want!

Celery is delicious. Especially with peanut butter.

How long before we see ‘Romaine Lettuce Challenge’ videos on Youtube?

He gonna get pregnant in prison. Or his cellmate will keep tryin....

Jesus.....is there an ass that man won’t grab?

Dear Circus Peanut-in Chief,

The same damn game I’ve been playing every week for, like, forever. (at least it seems like it). I’m still playing WoW.

Mashed taters aren’t my favorite leftover, but I don’t ignore them, either. I just use them to make potato fritters. Douse them in sausage gravy and.......

I dunno....seems like a decent guy......

The roach should have melted cheese sauce on both sides if it was in the sandwich. Or, there should be a roach-shapped void on the top bun. but there isn’t. and the cheese sauce is likely applied to the top bun and then set on the meat, meaning that roach should be covered in cheese, which it clearly isn’t.

I’ve had the iFixit driver set for about 5 years, and use it daily. About 6 months ago, I bought a second set, either the one you linked, or one very similar to it, to keep in my tool bag for when I travel onsite.

I’ve had the iFixit driver set for about 5 years, and use it daily. About 6 months ago, I bought a second set,…

Has no one in the media ever heard about this little thing called ‘migration’? Did anyone stop to think maybe the duck woke up a few days ago and said ‘F**k a duck, it’s cold! I’m heading south!’.

Murder requires intent. If you try to keep them alive, but they die anyway, then you’re only guilty of ‘plantslaughter’.

Murder requires intent. If you try to keep them alive, but they die anyway, then you’re only guilty of…