Speaking as a white, male, gun owner; maybe the reason people like Abrams keep talking about gun control is because dipshits like you keep shoving your guns in peoples faces and threatening to shoot them.

You need a license to drive, a license to own a dog, a license to fish, a license to serve alcohol, a license to paint someones fingernails. But we’ll let any idiot have kids without the slightest bit of training.

Dumping chocolate milk on someone during an argument is just one level ahead of calling them a ‘poopy head’ and storming off.

I’m all for a mobile Diablo. It’s what I’ve been looking for in my mobile RPGs since they first started rolling out.

If you wouldn’t do it as an adult, don’t do it with your child. We, as a civilization, have designed special places where we take care of our bodily functions. Please respect those around you and use them. No one wants to see your kids poopy ass while eating.

Biscuits, like cornbread and banana bread, are known as quickbreads. That is, a baked good that uses a leavening agent other than yeast.

I just want to say that the Jezebel Cannibal Witch looks like she’s made out of beef jerky.

I never visited a Hooters, so if it dies, I’m ambivalent. Killing off mayonnaise though, they deserve a fucking medal!

I don’t understand the Candy Corn hate everywhere. Companies obviously sell a lot of it, otherwise they wouldn’t make it.

Bah. Entitled people....it’s the same old song. The four tops are reserved for quintets of customers. If it was Bernadettes’ table, then just walk away Renee, if that is, in fact, your name. If I was working as the host, you could reach out I’ll be there. Because ain’t no woman standing in the shadows of love at…

When I want deep dish, Gino’s East is where I go. (ok....I don’t live in Chicago, so I order it online and have it shipped to me. Always the sausage patty)

I like how they brought a knife sharpener. I mean, you can really dull the edge of a blade when you hit bone. Being able to sharpen their knives is just the smart thing to do for safety sake. We all know a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one.....

I look. But then, needles never bothered me. Not even as a child. I’ve never understood why people have a problem with shots or getting blood drawn. It only stings for less than a second, and the sting isn’t even that bad.

I would say I was shocked to hear these allegations, but that would be a lie. It doesn’t surprise me at all that Dick would treat his wife like that. In a fair and just world, Dick would be stricken with an infestation of maggots in his urethra. But our world is not fair, nor just.

Maybe that’s why I’m still single and almost 50; I don’t grope strangers in public.

I never really got into horror movies. Most of the ones when I was growing up fell into the jump-scare or slasher genres. I don’t really consider them to be horror.

Preach, brother.

Preach, brother.

The only problem with Mallo Cups is you can’t subside on them alone. You still need protein and crap. The only candy better than Mallo Cups is....

The only problem with Mallo Cups is you can’t subside on them alone. You still need protein and crap. The only candy…

20 years ago bison was an exotic meat, too.

The proper response to Trump calling Daniels ‘Horseface’ is: ‘you’re the one that paid her for sex.’