What’s the difference between an urn and a cookie jar?

Hahahahahaha!

OK...I’m late to the party, (don’t care), but candy corn, when mixed with dry roasted peanuts, is awesome! Tastes just like a salted peanut roll.

Is it just me, or is he one zombie looking mother filmmaker?

There are only 2 crimes in this world that are deserving of the death penalty:

I can’t wait to fly this holiday season. I have several flights scheduled, and I plan on bringing my emotional support stripper, emotional support big screen tv, my emotional support brass band and my emotional support fast food restaurant.

First they force you to do the updates, then they delete your files. I smell a lawsuit coming.

I was in high school in the 80's. Sure, it might have been in Minneapolis, but even to us dumb midwesterners Boofing meant sex. 

Oh my god! Get those fingers away from me!

If Hollywood were to film a movie titled “Stereotypical Unemployed Trailer Trash Glue Sniffing Alcoholic Featured On COPS”, the costume designer would use Justins current look, exactly as it is. Of course, the shirt would come off half way through.....

Had Merrick Garland even received a hearing, there would have been much less opposition to Kavanaugh. Sure, some would still have protested, but not as many, and not as vehemently. But no....the GOP had to politicize the Supreme Court by refusing to even consider Garland. And now they are mad when Kavanaughs…

Her claims should absolutely be investigated. However, she keeps mentioning a video she has that proves it. If so, show it to the police. You don’t have to release it publicly. But if you have proof, produce it.

You had me until the beans. It took me until I was about 20 to realize it was the beans in the chili that made me not want to eat it. Take out the beans, and it’s delicious.

1970's - Bill Cosby is a dirty old man.

Let’s not ignore the fact that Trump and the other Republican leaders found out about accuser #2 last week, and then tried to rush Ford’s testimony to try and get it out of the way before the news broke.

Great new book by Jason Chaffetz appropriately called “The Deep State.” Very interesting indeed!

Fagin, circa 2018.

Gran Turismo, or no deal. Well....maybe for FFVII....NO! Gran Turismo or GTFO!

For the record, the diagonal cut is the fancy way of doing it. When you go out to a high end restaurant, how do they cut things like bread? On the bias. That is, diagonally. You will never find a ral chef cut a sandwich down the center unless it’s for their own personal eating. If it goes out to the public, it’s a…

Jeebus !hat’s on uncomfortable looking couch he’s lounging on.