I put all of Samantha Markles tweets into Google Translate and it returned:

I’m not paying $19.99 for something that will just die in 24 hours because I forgot I bought it......

True, vehicles are dangerous. But you should grab a dictionary and look up the difference between ‘accidental’ and ‘intentional’. 

The Bobbsey Twins were better detectives.....

Has anyone else noticed that way more effort is being expended trying to uncover the author of the op-ed than is being expended denying the allegations?

Can’t be any worse than dipping it in ketchup.

I remember when a business gave to a political cause and everyone freaked out about it. There were calls to boycott from the people who opposed the donation. And the people who approved told those who disapproved to ‘get over it’. It is a free country after all, and businesses, just like people, are free to donate…

European or African?

Scientology is exactly like every other religion out there: Give us money, do what we tell you to, and if your life sucks, you’re doing it all wrong so give us more money and listen better.

Oh....he’ll get lots of practice in prison.

Hey shit breath.....if women should only give birth to male babies, where will the next generation of shit-lickers like you come from? Huh? Didja ever think about that ya misogynistic douche-noodle?

One of the reasons I subscribe to Netflix is to avoid commercials. For the last year or so, their content has taken a turn for the worse. I remain a subscriber for Stranger Things, but if they start throwing out commercials I can’t avoid, I’m not paying them anymore.

Leviticus 19:28

Dear people who think bacon should be fried until it’s so crispy that it shatters when you bite it: you don’t deserve bacon.

I miss going into a chippy and getting an order of chips. They used to serve them in brown paper bags, and they would put o so much vinegar, you had to cup the bottom of the bag in your hand, otherwise the chips would fall out the soaked paper.  More chips than you could comfortably eat for 50p. Top it off with a 10p…

The only good thing about Papa Johns was the garlic sauce. The pizza was crap. (in my opinion, at least).

Can we restart the discussion on cultural appropriation?

Nope. Kim is a Cuckoo bird. She’s also has offspring that once popped out, she leaves in a nest for another bird to raise.  

Hey, Markle! Gimme your bank account information...

Scott Tenorman was here.....