Just politely suggest that if she delays the feeding until the sermon, there might be some choice sound effects to punctuate the lessons.....

Dear dip-shits who have issues with breastfeeding:

I guess some people don’t know the difference between a baby and a fetus. “Whut choo mean? I thunked abortions wuz legal through the 30th trimester....”

“But your honor, my client never got a fair trial! He didn’t intend on raping that young lady, he was just looking to dry hump her. It’s not his fault he accidentally put a finger in her down there. It was a simple mistake anyone could make!”

I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less!

Just the horses way of expressing it’s thoughts on the political state of affairs....

And that’s the problem with America today. Those two yokels have absolutely no clue about anything other than their like for Trump. People like them should be sent to Russia for a three month period, where they get to live like a real Russian, not some American tourist. They can join the 99.99% of Russian citizens who…

Mark my words......Sylvanas had a reason for this besides pure rage. Sure, it looked like a spur of the moment decision to destroy the tree, but I bet the part of the story we aren’t hearing yet is the part where her spies revealed the alliance was up to some evil shit, and they were using the tree as a cover for it.

No Scooter? No Cosmo?

The proper way of signaling distress using a flag in America is to fly the US flag upside down.

Maybe it’s the same shade of orange as candy corn. Or circus peanuts? Is it their way of professing their love for crappy candies?

Exactly! Everyone knows you fly the Rising Sun when you’re hacked. The swastika is for when you’re out of Doritos.....

Say what you want about the man. Say what you want bout his show.

I am owned by 2 cats, Scooter and Cosmo. Scooter will allow me to hold him like a baby for about 10 seconds, as long as I don’t touch his belly, and I let him sit on my shoulder when it’s over. It’s a fair trade.

What is the deal with facial tattoos, anyway? I mean, sure....a dotted line on your nose can mean.....something, but there is a reason many tattoo artists will not ink your face.

Never have I ever wanted to punch the smug off someones face so much.

They had heard stories about a magical concoction called ‘Shark Fin Soup’ and they wanted to try it. But when they saw the price of a shark fin, they said ‘daaayyyyummmm!’. This was just a simple solution to an expensive conundrum: want exotic foods but has no monies.

I will never, NEVER, stop wearing my hoodie that features a picture of a rhinoceros and says “Save The Chubby Unicorns”.

I saw GBH at CBGB, Now I buy GLH at TRGT.

It’s The End Of The World - R.E.M.