So, using his strategy, I can go chop off Turners’ penis, and then after I’m convicted of assault, I can argue in front of an appellate court that I should be exonerated because I only meant to shave his pubes. It’s not my fault he struggled and the straight razor slipped....

Another Trumpian sycophant trying to bury his nose up the presidential anus without staining his nice, white shirt.

In other news: A federal judge has ruled that abortion providers are not harassing the anti-abortion protesters in New York by holding up pictures of this douche to show the possible results of carrying a fetus to full term. 

I can’t wait for the military to start issuing combat flip flops

You know, someone should tell her they now have vaccines that will prevent ghosts......

Has anyone done a study on the environmental damage crocs do? I mean, are they recyclable? Or will they fill up landfills with all our other, useless, plastic products?

*Sigh*

The flowers on Mega Gnar’s belly kind of spoil the effect

They started it......

No, the color would be there, even if nothing was there to observe it. Just like a tree falling in the woods, does it make a sound? Well, yes and no. Sound is just waves. What we ‘hear’ as sound is just our brains interpreting the vibrations on our ear bones.

PETA is busy eating bacon. Because you know they do.....

How about they market a distortion/overdrive pedal, and call it the “Tiny Penis Compensator”.

Yes. Just like the old question, “If a deaf person punches Trump in a forest, does anyone hear him whine?” The answer is “Who cares”.

Right? I mean, even if everything was monochromatic before pink showed up, monochromatic is still a color.

I had forgotten all about that crusty flea bag until you had to go and mention her. And we should give her a break. Not everyone can see through the elaborate disguises that Mr. Baron Cohen comes up with. Why, I’m sure his man-kini totally distracted her and her daughter.

So...I’m guessing the lesson she learned was stay out of shark infested water, otherwise you might get bit?

But, what are your feelings about the new ‘Clubbed Baby Seal Doritos’?

Kevin Spacey is an Oscar winning actor. That means he’s fairly good at his job. Why do people find it hard to believe he could ‘act’ like a decent person around some people?

Am I he only person in the world who doesn’t like carbonated water? I have tried several different brands and several different flavors, but they all taste....off. I can’t really describe the taste, but it isn’t pleasant.