I never brine my chicken. I do it just the way my grandma taught me. You cut up a whole chicken, dip in flour>egg>cracker crumbs and let sit for about 15 minutes. Then into your cast iron skillet with oil at about 275-ish. About 10-15 minutes and flip. And about another 10 minutes and it’s done.

Personally, I would be upset if the guy had me toss his trash for him, then stiffed me on the tip.

C’mon...the priest was having a bad day. His favorite alter boy had just broken up with him....

I’m seeing a lot of ladies complain about men. Hey, we deserve it. But I just want you all to know that, not all men are bad.

Nawp, not regional. Born in Iowa and raised in Minnesota. Heels is what you ate last, so they kept the bread fresh. And then you made a grilled cheese with them.

For a high quality hot dog, all you need is a bun. Anything else spoils the pairing. It would be like pairing strawberries with chocolate, and then adding some mayonnaise.

So, are we done pretending she isn’t stupid? Because, she never has been that smart. She takes after daddy. No one in that family is above the median line for average intelligence.

Wait wait wait.....did she really name that kid ‘Adonis’?

IPA’s are Pumpkin Spice Latte’s for white men.

Kevin is only partially right. While he gets the order right, his mistake lies in assuming that consuming is what you do to each color. The fully colpleted list should read:

In about 1974 we got our first car that had seat belts. Mom used them to hold the groceries while sister and I fought like Tasmanian devils.

Be careful about that, though. She’s just an employee. If it’s ok to harass employees of Trump in public, then it must be ok to harass employees of other places too. Imagine the fun an anti-abortion protester will have when they find out it’s now kosher to harass the Planned Parenthood employees everywhere they go.

Let me ask you this:

No, I never accused the Red Hen of wrong doing. I said the owner did everything exactly right.

Yes, because being polite to people you disagree with is mind blowing, right?

Yes, exactly. But my point is, be polite about it. Polite people don’t stop random latino men in the street to call them ‘rapist, animal, drug dealers’. It takes little effort to be civil with people.

Nowhere did I criticize the Red Hen for asking Sanders to leave. In fact, I said it was handled correctly.

This is a huge part of whats wrong in America: if someone has different beliefs and opinions than you, make their life miserable.

A deterrent isn’t necessarily terrorism, though. Unless that parking ticket you received to deter you from violating a loading zone counts as terrorism.

So, at what point do we start calling the stolen Tesla documents ‘Edison’ documents.....