Breaking News: Karen McDougal reveals picture of Presidents penis!
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The fact that crap like this continues to happen on a regular basis just proves that you don’t need to be smart to get into college.
Swear to dog, if we get any Laurel and Hardy reboots starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James, I might enter a monastery.
Unlike Tycho, I paint all my figs. They all get dipped into a vat of “Army Man Green”.
A solution would be for people to stop using emojis altogether. Sure, it makes for a quick way to express a feeling, but just use your words and avoid any possible, (and as it seems, frequent), confusion.
He isn’t pro-life. He’s pro-birth. If he was pro-life, he’d support legislation that actually helps single mothers in financial need instead of taking benefits away from them.
I call BS. No 19 year old has $54 to spare......
Indiana Jones and the Suppository of Relief
Some people say we shouldn’t kill animals for food. Yet these same people have no problem killing plants for food. And not only killing plants, many times the plants they eat are still alive when consumed. But they call them ‘fresh’ to disguise the fact that they’re still alive. Also, many organic products will have…
Dr. Rick Santorum, Medicine Man
He reminds me of something. I wish I could remember what it was. I mean, I can picture it in my head.....it has something to do with a Summers Eve....
I’m the IT tech for a small school district in rural Wisconsin. Student phones don’t have access to the mail wifi network and are only permitted to be on the guest network. If a students phone is seen on the main wifi, it’s mac address gets banned from the entire network.
So if there’s a place that is very hard to get reservations for, and a cheerleader manages to snag one, and she takes her parents there for their 50th anniversary, if an NFL player shows up, unannounced, and the maitre d’ allows him to be seated, SHE is the one who is in violation of the rules and has to leave?
I just want to say it looks like Trump is wearing a bathrobe in that picture.
Can I just say that, while I find crystals and their supposed powers to be complete and utter bull-honkie, I am in favor of sparkly boobs....
What Fox does is report actual, legitimate, factual news, for about 1 hour a day. the rest of their programming, like Hannity, Fox & Friends, etc, are editorial programs. They spout opinion and don’t have to actually be factual.
Dude has enough grease in his hair to cook up a day’s worth of fries at Micky D’s.
I’m a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being, so I let anything that wants to sleep in my bed with me. The only ones I know about are Scooter and Cosmo, my cats. but I won’t turn away any critter that wants to share my bed.
I have a feeling all the shows will have little ‘commercial’ breaks where they plead for money. Like the mega-church televangelists do. “Please send us more cash than you can afford otherwise Xenu will take back my thetans!”