Give him his retrial. In todays climate, with all the #metoo and harassment allegations, he will have a hard time explaining away rape.

If you truly are a lawyer, the you know that an adult slamming a child into a wall is felony child abuse. And if you don’t know that, you are either a shitty lawyer, or a terrible person who thinks hurting a child is fine.

None of the one year olds is out hunting. The four and five year old who registered deer didn’t hunt them.

I consider The Abyss to be my favorite out of all his movies. And not just because Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio has better....um....’acting chops’ than Kate Winslet.

*ahem*

Hello.

Ok, so he lied. Either he lied when he admitted it was him, or he’s lying when he say’s it’s faked. Either way, he lied to get elected or he lied to get out of trouble.

First off, to point out to his mom about her first point, your kid lied. He lied that he had parental consent. Don’t blame Epic for that. (also, your kid is a cheater. Someone who PAID to cheat. Are you addressing that issue? Maybe teach him to play fair or don’t play at all....)

Remember, Hitler was man of the year once. It’s not always an honor to be named as such. Although, Trump does deserve the honor.

Oh, I think it’s 100% true. I think Trump is acting proactively and avoiding the dubious honor of being a Hitler-esque Man of the Year.

Sorry dude, but you can’t run for governor if you’re dead, which you will be if you strap yourself to that home made bomb. (not that I care, mind you)

Let me see if I can express myself clearly......

Pumpkin pie.

I would like to point out to Mr. Kondabolu that every single character on the Simpsons is a stereotype.

Steel wool is my go to tinder for fires.

Steel wool is my go to tinder for fires.

I’m sorry, but if you break out your calculator to add up 1+2+3, you deserve a wrong answer.....

I think they already put part of it online.

Hey, you only said what needed to be said.

This show can burn and die for all I care. I watched it a few times, not because of him; I find kevin James to be a fatter, slightly less annoying Adam Sandler. Erin Hayes was the only thing about the show that was good.

Dictionary definition, you are correct. Political definition, I am correct. Several states, (California and New York being the most egregious), have tried to pass laws banning semi-auto firearms using the simple definition I used; one pull of the trigger, one shot and ready to fire again without intervention from the…