Protein aside, the real reason to eat the yolk is that’s what makes the eggs actually taste good, which is why you need an entire glass of water to choke down 4 jumbo egg whites.

I do appreciate the outrage in this post, we all have days like this. Stay strong!

We’re in a constitutional crisis because of lazy ass rich people.

Who the fuck does he think opens Starbuck’s at 5AM?  Teachers, security guards, waitresses, cooks, paperboys all are up before his ass.

Rich people don’t sleep eight hours a day. They need that extra time for tweet storms, hanging out with their friends on Fox, and golfing. Well, at least one of them does.

Deviled eggs are magic, somehow. I couldn't eat that many plain hard-boiled eggs, but when they're deviled, it's like you get a whole separate stomach for them.

Hamilton Nolan is leaking.

So there you have it, yolks. Who eats 10 fried eggs for breakfast? No one (unless you are at Johnny V’s in West Allis, WI, and are taking part of The King challenge).

Man, these comments are super disappointing - why are yall so adamant about sticking up for corporations? Are they paying you?

Let’s go over some things here:

1. Back in 2015, Uber and Lyft actually did pay a very nice wage. Remember all the fluff pieces backed by Uber and Lyft talking about drivers earning over 100K…

On the plus side, we have a shit ton of recent citizens and you can count on immigrants to get vaxxed.

I second the shingles vaccine, if nothing else - I had shingles recently and, trust me, you do not want to get it. Aside from looking from an extra from the Walking Dead (I got it on my face!11!), it’s both excruciatingly painful, produces weeping blisters (in a beard for extra fun), and results in a super annoying…

You make it sound like the drivers are working for a couple of hours a day and expect that to provide a living wage. They are probably driving 12 hours a day. Why would that be considered a side gig? Are taxi drivers, who also have the option, in theory, to only drive part-time, also doing side gigs? 

People drove taxis as a job. Stop blaming the poor and start blaming corporations.

If people didn’t do this full-time, the platform would die, full stop. Rides would cost far more and service would be slower (or nonexistent) pretty much everywhere.

Dear Uber drivers. We understand your concerns and are working on replacing you with automation as rapidly as we can. Thank you for your patience in the mean time.

Do appreciate that the Duchess, while with a blowout and heels, still looked like she went through some shit and didn’t bother with trying to hide that her body will take some time - felt like they went overboard with Kate trying to return to a sleek/slim silhouette.

There isn’t an iota of evidence that shows autism comes from vaccines

All of this has happened because of privilege. I know it’s a dirty word to some with lower reserves of melanin but allow me to explain. Americans have literally forgotten what some of these diseases can look like. They are about a generation removed from a close family member suffering through polio and even though…

Your age is showing.

She looked really tired and nervous. No doubt part of it due to pushing out a water melon less than 48 hours before and also that her stomach hadn’t had a week to lose the fluid from having a baby in her.

Drive your own car, ride a bike, take a bus/train/trolley, take a cab, borrow a car, rent a car, buy a car, use a carshare service.