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I have no idea why, since I understand zero about cricket, but this video made me smile. 

Brad Dick

Why this doesn’t have more stars completely escapes me.

Well fuck.

Has anyone else noticed that some of the first commenters (and commenters throughout the article) have replies with time stamps from 8/6/13..?

Why is no one discussing who the hell is paying for those fugly-ass hats??

An incredibly punchable face, per usual. 

This is horrifying, and I hope my next comment won’t detract from that.

Currently in the running for this thread’s troll poll:

A valet’s fucking nightmare.

Watch your step...Warren is in that bracket.

Weird flex, but ok?

This is woefully lacking stars.

I am inspired by this idea and am now doing the same :)

You are 100% correct, good sir!

So far in the running for saltiest white tears:

Truth.

We need these rankings at the end of every article.

White men ALWAYS think they have a chance at winning. Their sense of privilege, (acknowledged or not), knows no bounds.

I can’t help but think: If you’re not naturally wired to be supportive or present for your partner-to the point where you need to spend $11.99 on a phone app to remind you to do things that are essential for a healthy relationship?