Well fuck.

Has anyone else noticed that some of the first commenters (and commenters throughout the article) have replies with time stamps from 8/6/13..?

Why is no one discussing who the hell is paying for those fugly-ass hats??

An incredibly punchable face, per usual. 

This is horrifying, and I hope my next comment won’t detract from that.

Currently in the running for this thread’s troll poll:

A valet’s fucking nightmare.

Watch your step...Warren is in that bracket.

Weird flex, but ok?

This is woefully lacking stars.

I am inspired by this idea and am now doing the same :)

You are 100% correct, good sir!

So far in the running for saltiest white tears:

Truth.

We need these rankings at the end of every article.

White men ALWAYS think they have a chance at winning. Their sense of privilege, (acknowledged or not), knows no bounds.

I can’t help but think: If you’re not naturally wired to be supportive or present for your partner-to the point where you need to spend $11.99 on a phone app to remind you to do things that are essential for a healthy relationship?

I’m not sure, I don’t shop there.. but I’d does seem fitting. 🤔

I’m honored that you created an account just to reply to this comment.

“then anyone wearing a jacket with the ICE name on it is really chastised.”...