Thank GOD you’ve finally let us know!

“They wouldn’t tell us a thing. You know why? Because they don’t know a thing.”

To the people, who most likely have never worked as a server, giving excruciatingly detailed ideas of what THEY need (“MY server must make eye contact exactly 3 times in 37 minutes, get my complicated hipster drink to me within 94 seconds (never mind how busy it is, because fuck those other patrons!), must talk, but…

As a mass murderer of succulents, I can attest that this is absolutely correct. 

Don’t worry, the new science is in! A diet based solely on sunshine, kale, crystals and chemtrails in the atmosphere, provides everyone with 100% protection!!  

Letting your kid play in the dirt, and not hovering with a vat of Purell, is nowhere *near* the same as causing innocent people to get a potentially fatal disease based on a ridiculous and selfish mantra of *no vaccine=MY KID WILL BE INVINCIBLE!!!*

Google is your friend.

We all get it, misogyny (an assumptive title, since you don’t know the gender of this person) exists.

“You can in advance, ask the bride or groom about your seatmates at your table well. You might be able to make some adjustments if you’re feeling a little uncomfortable about being sat at a particular table—just don’t be a dick about it“

They’re, like, the “not washing your legs” of footwear!

Thanks!

Just not the red Swingline Stapler.

I’m incredibly weary of polls in general.

Who the hell keeps pulling “Just Being Real”

I need this. Where did you find it?

::Tips hat::

Her FB page also has her standing by a confederate flag.

Not their damn problem.

Exactly what I thought! I’m glad you agree with how ignorant alkazamm’s statement is.

I just popped in to say ‘thank you’ for using Mac from ‘Mac and Me’ as the cover.