White people become terrified at the thought of ANY black/brown person becoming more successful than a white person. (Owning a nice house, buying a nice house, having a well-paying job, being happily surrounded by friends and family)

*metallic* green?

Be Best, Troll

Shooting your own grandma 7+ times. 

Why? And may I ask, are you male or female? No snark at all here. I see this, and I’m interested in what you think the trend is based on, and why it’s disturbing? 

No. No you are not.

...“Do you need someone to kill her?”...

Thank you for the update on this one, Breanna

Hot take, bruh,

Well FUCK,

This makes me smile.

That DOES suck. You should look for other employment.

Does anyone else keep looking at that tiny statue next to Rosanne, then back at Rosanne, then at the tiny statue, then back at Rosanne...?

FULL DISCLOSURE: *Completely* unrelated:

“Our” people perfected that art. Along with starting klassy tailgating brawls and throwing things at refs

Indeed.

Did this happen to you?

Sepectacular article, Michael. The analogy is wonderful, and as always, your writing style is outstanding.

I’m not sure what line of work you’re in, but I treat being asked to do bullshit tasks as what that are: an intrusion of my actual workload, and I ask where they’d like me to prioritize it.

“Taboo”.. As in culturally or biblically? I can respect that.