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“Autographed photos of Wynton Marsalis”??

I co-sign this post.

Look for, or start a group on Meetup.

True! Thanks Roo!

I look forward to each and every one of you coming here to comment (or by proxy, upvote) on how fucked up this is...

“Unseasoned Orgy”

This picture...

You hit that nail on the head so hard, the other nails felt it.

Deadspins popular“Why Your Team Sucks” by Drew Magary should be much easier to write this time around!

Every time I read an article like this, my mind immediately comes back to this incredibly poignant picture:

This is very true.

Does that part matter to you?

Again,

To me, that’s not sad at all.

Cast aspirations. To me, that’s simply a prettier-sounding way to say “judge”.

And who’s this “we”?

I believe you (and many others) have made that very clear.

The level of speculation in here is embarrassing.

Are you done with your online tantrum, or shall we wait with bated breath for more devastatingly poignant insights?

Your username brings tears to my eyes with its awesome.