Her openly stated goal is to dismantle the public school system and replace it with a charter school system dedicated to Christian education in order to "build God's Kingdom". http://www.motherjones.com/…

Well, at least he was able to express his appreciation of his candidate without being a total douche about it. Well, actually, no.

Pretty much everyone working on this thing is just awesome. I didn't think I'd be enthused by a DuckTales reboot, but I can't wait.

"A Brief History of Time" on your coffee table is guaranteed to "seal the deal".

More like Trump buying his own book in bulk. He was caught buying over $50k worth of his own books using campaign funds a few months back.

Ah, the book that nobody ever read, but put it on their coffee table in the 80s to pretend they were rich and try to get laid. And those who actually read it realized what a truly awful book it is. I guess there's lots of people who enjoy displaying terrible books again. But as Fran Lebowitz says, "Trump is a poor…

Cripes, I came here to say exactly the same thing. Ocean Waves is for completists only, but Only Yesterday is beautiful.

Amazing, brilliant, and super duper fake. But wonderful.

He sure loves using Gotham as a font, too.

I guess I should say "all publicity seems to be good for Trump". Howard Dean lost because he made a sort of girly-excited scream once, but somehow giving voters actual evidence showing that their candidate molests women, kicked black people out of his buildings, stole from his own charity foundation regularly, and ran…

No publicity is bad publicity.

Oh, well, that was easy. A lie, but easy!

No, he attends them, and receives and reads his daily briefing, supplied to him on a custom-made secure iPad for easy travel.

Donald Trump doesn't see himself as the spot-on caricature that Alec Baldwin portrays. He sees himself as hunky John Cena.

Breaking news: Trump fans are still assholes and liars.

Tim & Eric is "extreme left" comedy? I'm not sure what part of the Cinco Poop Chute is left-leaning. Don't answer that.

Oh yeah, to be clear, I love that movie, partially *because* of the extended goofy bits like the skeleton rock band dance party.

Take this with a grain of salt, because I completely forget where I read it, but I'd heard that Mad Monster Party? was intended to be a standard half-hour holiday special originally, and then got stretched to 45 minutes (plus commercials), and then to feature length during its production. So it definitely feels…

It scared the flying crap out of me, so hey. Never was a ball of teeth or a dude standing in a corner more unexpectedly terrifying. I guess different visuals hit different people in intensely different ways.

After watching plenty of slasher films and finding them more goofy than scary, I felt the same way as other people. Kind of proud, actually, that the Nightmare on Elm Street films made me laugh more than jump.