My guess is you’ll get an extra 5-8 MPG from the diesel.

Ha nice! I never made it that far, I quit the show maybe after the second or third season where there was the whole accidental murder between Saracen’s best bud and the volleyball girl from the wrong side of the tracks. I heard it got good again after they stopped that story line.

This feels like a story arc from Friday Night Lights

Smalley is right, cross post this to Earther, STAT!

It's on the back of the ticket

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Maybe an ‘08 Element?

It’s an error, but I just don’t think it’s very egregious. And while I don’t think anything is anybody’s fault here, why isn’t the narrative “Josh Hader isn’t going to forget this one for a long time”? A big arm with a 2 run lead, 2 outs and a man on 1st should bring that one to the 9th intact. Can’t do much about the…

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Mazda 787B. Nuff said.

You’re correct, it’s a bad headline. There was nothing late about the hit, it was just an egregiously dirty one. 

Sorry I’m confused, how is this a late hit? I mean it’s a dirty hit, but no one touched the receiver down. Unless he called himself down, I don’t see how this play was over until Burfict touched him.

What if unrelatedly my pants were already full of poop? What do I do then?

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

Sounds like you’re calling the Track writers around here a bunch of “fastest non-automatic qualifiers.”

So, again, I’ll just throw this out there, if you guys need someone who actually knows anything about track to write articles for you about track, I’m available, and will do it for free just so I don’t have to read things like this anymore.

Can you give up on three pedals for a tremendous automatic?