“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

The terrible slide doesn’t help but damn, it’s arguably a better throw than Ichiro’s iconic gunning down of Terrence Long:

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”

Normally when someone tells me I won’t unsee something regarding a football player’s leg, I’m expecting an extra knee or backwards foot or something.

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants here who grew up with something to use for all four bases! Must have been nice to grow up spoiled...

Just do what we did growing up: first is a frisbee, second is a hat, third is the oak tree next to the Walters’ yard (the shorter one), and home is Kyle’s old gym bag.

I don’t even know where to begin. “swapped pensions to 401 (k) plans for new workers - saddling workers with three percent of their health care costs”. Welcome to the real world. Do you know how many businesses out there even offer a pension and not a 401k? That’s the norm. And 3% of your Healthcare premiums? That’s…

Oh Id further add, that World Class ultra low co-pay health care, and in terms of GM’s case, the highest per hourly rate for workers in the manufacturing sector (sans-temps) in the world, combined with guarenteed bonuses at the rate of $1k per billion GM makes in profit for benefits sharing, and Id say your argument…

The economy is not a charity organization. See Russia if you think thats a cool plan. Stay educated.

1:48.5 – Gillian Anderson (mildly wet)

That’s weird, because a lot of people were calling collision for not giving a 30 year old closer $100 million coming off both probably the worst, if still generally effective but no longer automatic, season of his career and an absolutely dreadful October in which he gave up 7 ER in 10 innings.

If you're playing that card explain why Angel Hernandez, who is arguably worse...

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

I thought “Austin Hays” described the air at Matthew McConnaughey’s house

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

The best way to reimagine this? I imagine it being pushed off a cliff.

Are you being serious? I have heard this argument before, but it is silly, and you are clearly in the minority. No, you shouldn’t be drinking a beverage if you are doing laps at a track or otherwise driving aggressively. It is not unreasonable at all to have water for a long road trip, or to drink your morning coffee…

$5 the cyclists are at fault. Cyclists usually believe rules do not apply to them.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton.