How Kim was greeted when she got there:

It’s always nice if a good owner can keep their animal, but if they take good measures to find it a good home, I can’t be mad at them. Too many people just leave them to their own right or throw them in shelters with no care of what happens. I mean, it’s how we got our dog and I’ll always be happy we get to have him.…

News to me too. According to him, the elderly cat was incontinent and so they weren’t comfortable keeping her while Anna (Faris, his wife) was pregnant. They also felt they couldn’t give her the attention she needed as she grew more frail. He said he found a new owner for her.

Sigh. My liking of Pratt ended quickly after reading about his hunting and the condescending reply to people after getting rid of his cat. (Granted, he was catching some unpleasant flak, but take the high road, man). Each interview he gives seems to dig that hole a little deeper, for me at any rate.

The Rachel Dolezal costumes have started and the people in them are fucking awful. Prepare for blackface coming soon to your next halloween.

Edited.

LESBIAN SHITASSES IS LIKE, JEZEBEL INSIDE JOKES 101. Duh, Barack Ebola! Get with the times! :P

I regret googling the phrase “lesbian shit ass” for context.

Answer: No.

Brandi Glanville won’t be back for next season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

I spent the last 24 hours desperately searching for Midweek Madness.

“Things are not going well for Tiger Woods” has pretty much been true every day since that Thanksgiving turkey with Elin in 2009.

“Les scoops, c’est oops!” is pretty much the greatest tagline.

Benzema sounds like a face wash that will keep you sedated.

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here! This is better than Prince Spaghetti day. Ok, done hopping up and dow. Off to start reading *squee* Edit: It’s FRENCH TABLOIDS? J’accuse. ok i’m off *french word for to read*.

Fuck them, it’s his money

For those who want to make some dumb point about the area needing low-cost options and Bell is just complaining about not seeing some upscale place, it’s worth noting that there’s a Subway less than five minutes’ walk from the new planned location, just over the border into Columbia Heights.

Sort of like boxing, where credentials are revoked when you want to ask Floyd about teeing off on a bunch of women.