Tara Reid - Tara-gone Spice

I suspect this piece of shit is the first person to bring up the First Amendment when it comes to corporations’ right to free speech via political donations or religious groups’ right to protest outside abortion clinics.

Saffron Burrows - Saffron Spice, obvs.

Josh Hamilton Says He’s Capable of Batting .359 Again, is Denied Shot.

I don’t know if Paquiao is full of shit or not, but your comment ignores the fact that rotator cuff injuries can vary in severity.

To see if this might be true, I’d have to go back and the watch the fight again, but I don’t hate myself that much.

Wow. I really wanted to write something to excoriate this piece of shit, but the realization that other humans voted this asshole into office made me too depressed.

You are correct. The Kentucky Derby was MADE for Johnny Weir.

Man, for some reason the Gawker commenters just could NOT with Johnny Weir’s outfit. I was (unpleasantly) surprised. It’s the Kentucky Derby! You’re supposed to be overdressed in a way that indicates you may be a kooky, drunken aging socialite. Godspeed, Johnny! Godspeed.

Names of other potential spice girls if other celebrities became honorary spice girls;

I can’t describe how happy that makes me. Like, the little 4th grader who was in love with the Spice Girls in me still thinks they’re the best couple ever.

I have a friend who teaches at their kids’ school; apparently, they are super lovely and chill parents.

Aww. I love Posh and Becks. It seems like they’ve had their hard times but worked through them and built their empire. They seem happy and bonded. They love their bling but they also seem to love their family.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

There is a party at Paisley Park tonight and I can’t afford to go! FML!

He is the epitome of cool. I can watch this over and over.

How is he still so magnificent?

There are a couple of things that immediately come to mind for me. First, in some circles it’s customary to donate for funeral costs or the future of the family. “In lieu of donations” is one way to specify that people’s immediate financial assistance isn’t necessary, but the family would still get some comfort from…

“My closest adviser is my wife. It’s nice to have one of the smartest people in business as your life partner, and someone you have dinner with and breakfast with.”

Lean Sad. Jeez.