“American Apparel’s familiar voice.”

Says who?

I should have been clearer: the park practices a finders, keepers policy.

He beat up his girlfriend and then payed or threatened her not to testify in his appeal to jury trial after a judge deemed him guilty. Basically he’s a really bad person.

I’m from Arkansas and wanted a conflict-free diamond for my wedding ring. Bonus points from it being in my home state and all. Guess what...those muhfuckers are hella expensive. It would have cost less for me to fly to Africa and spend 6 months in a mine my dang self to find a certified conflict-free rock. I plan on…

Exactly. Nothing of value was lost.

“Bentleys aint Land Rovers”

Hopefully the Cowboys will abandon this fucking woman beater next.

“RAN WHEN PARKED”, too.

Will be listed on Craigslist: BENTLEY CONTINENTAL, ONE OWNER, UNDERCARRIAGE RECENTLY CLEANED WITH ORGANIC SOLUTION, $50k OBO

HA!!!! to all the haters who said a Bentley is a boat. Clearly, it’s not.

Athletes + water + expensive cars = lol.

Ok, I will be on the lookout for a Tavarish article titled

I just remembered an even better story! I saw Nirvana in late Summer 1993. They’d booked a show at the Jackson County Fairgounds in Southern Oregon before they blew up big and were contractually on the hook to still do the show. Their contempt for having to be there was absolutely palpable. Bobcat Goldthwaite opened…

Ugh. Fucking asshole. May this money grab be the impetus to his ass being handed to him.

Wait. You mean that Scribd can show me more legal briefs like “FUCK THIS COURT”?!

Crossing every appendage I have that she makes it all the way to the Supreme Court for whatever the heck this is about.... And that they air it on pay per view.

I must admit that I do not know if Willis B. Hunt, Jr. is a bitchass hoe or not, but I do feel a bit sorry for him right now.

LOOK AT HER WEBSITE: http://tamahjadaclark.com/