God damn it, people can buy their own pot! How are the dogs even supposed to roll without opposable thumbs? They need our help!

We got married in 2003 and it was still not on the radar.

Ah, I thought you took a picture of one of your guys' STDs, or perhaps photoshopped yourself having terrible STDs? then I realized it meant save-the-date.

Those puppyish moments must be so heart-warming! Give her a pat from me.

Agree. My dog (may she live to be 100) gets human insulin.

No, it’s not a good idea. Marijuana is toxic to dogs. It can be safe in low doses, but it’s not something I would personally risk.

This is terrible! Please do not give weed to your pets. I have seen dozens of dogs dealing with the effects of ingesting marijuana during my 10 years working in veterinary hospitals. Dogs become confused, frightened and hypersensitive to sound. I have treated dogs that have experienced horrific trauma that was a…

Woof!

If an animal that humanity has engineered to need us as much as we need them is in some sort of pain that can be remedied by a plant or its extracts, please and by all means make it so.

WHOA WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS MAN??????

My wife and I avoided this problem by getting married in 1983.

I'm having a vegetarian wedding. My inlaws are losing it. I hate all these "but you have to" things about weddings.

I just love these two crazy kids.

For real, I love them.

I know a girls in Minnesota who hooked up Daryl Hall after a Hall and Oates concert and bore his spawn.

AllTheFoodAtThisWeddingWillBeVeganSorryNotSorry.com

Who needs that many pickles?! Clearly that was that woman's first visit to planet earth.

omg... I was refreshing Kitchenette like a mofo this morning and around 1pm EST I was like "IS BCO GONE FOREVER?!!" if it was there were going to be some tears on my keyboard.

My almost-mother-in-law is still peeved that we picked a funny photo of ourselves to head our wedding website (which is a *gasp* TUMBLR). So you know.

Hmmmm....do I...avoid Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Clay Travis and publishes shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”? Or do I swear allegiance to Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Katie Nolan and tears down shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”?