I'm still waiting. A fine picture of the moon, mountains and one of those stripey barber shop sticks.

Moms are usually the ones who are best at inflicting fear into their sons. My 32-year-old husband is still terrified of his mother.

I love all of this comment but I’m not sure I can support someone who hates goats.

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Hopefully it’s his mother.

As shitty as this is, a photo showing his face so clearly makes me think someone is going to identify and subsequently doxx the shit out of him.

I appreciate the fact that Jay Z is referred to as King Bey in the last article from Bossip. My dad usually just calls Beyonce “Beyon Z” and has several suggestions for future baby names, including Allon Z.

Thanks for nothing, image uploader.

I’m pretty sure Coachella is my version of hell. Plus I hate the desert. And music festivals. And hipster douchebags, especially rich hipster douchebags. I have friends who bring up that they used to go when it was “still about the music” so I suspect they are also hipster douches deep down.

Yep. Steel toe Docs were a total necessity when I pushed my way to the front of concerts back in the day. Well, eight or so years ago. I was up front when Gogol Bordello opened for Primus..then Primus came on and I got caught in the throng. Without those boots, I would have gotten stomped.

Keep cruise wear out of this, please.

Bonnaroo, circa 2003... The whole boho/hippie thing was very popular, but I am like 90% sure that most of those people wore those clothes 24/7. I felt a little out of place in jean shorts and tank tops, as I was surrounded by people that only shop at Gypsy Rose. Coachella just seems like an excuse for people with too…

Her vest and dress would pay my mortgage for over 5 months. Whump.

I do remember and i try not to be that insufferable person who pulls out actual photos - like the things you had to send to get developed and were finished on paper. I took 24 rolls of photos during the 2001 festival. I stopped going in 2003.

They are either completely in tune with the universe or sincerely believe they'll die if they stop.

Everybody do the Coachella Strut

one of my interns at work just instagrammed from coachella. We work in fashion with a very loose dress code, and her usual style is minimalist goth- she kind of has a lorde vibe. Her coachella Instagram was so boho festival standard that I was hella confused.

So it's a costume show then. I get it. That's pretty awesome. Kinda like a more civilized/pretentious burning man festival. Maybe they should have a couple of bands there.

I'm mostly concerned about how the amount of liquid in that liquor bottle she carrying appears to not have decreased in the least from the time she first gets off her plane to several hours later when she's actually at the festival.

Also, remember when Coachella was about the music?