I love this quote:

Kelly Clarkson and I have very similar body types. Like her, my weight has fluctuated over the past 5 years and I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been. It has really been a struggle for me to feel comfortable in my own skin but Kelly’s confidence and body positivity have inspired me to be more accepting of myself.…

Wat. Gifts for St Paddy’s?? A drinking holiday??

It’s every holiday. My kids came home from school on St. Patrick’s Day and wanted to know why the leprechauns didn’t leave candy, money and presents for them like he did for their friends.

Absolutely. Which is why I love reading STFU Parents (and follow on facebook...her Easter post is pretty funny).

I’m with you on this. One of my facebook friends posted the loot her daughter (sophomore) got-a buttload of candy, a starbucks gift card, Walking Dead DVDs, an iTunes gift card and a gift card to a clothing store as well as some other crap.

Every time I hear Amy sing, I’m so sad that there will never be any more music from her. It would have been just wonderful to watch her evolve over the years.

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Although if you start reading them you might not be able to stop for 10 minutes or so. Has a church in your town been reviewed? Quite possibly.

If anyone wants to read more earnest-yet-sometimes-pithy reviews of church services, go to the Ship of Fools (the Magazine of Christian Unrest) and browse the Mystery Worshipper archive. Mystery Worshippers have the option of leaving their card on the collection plate. Services get marked on things including the…

“I came here for easter service six years ago. it’s a big church with a past deeply rooted in [Redacted city] history. the sermon irritated me simply b/c it was religious and asked me to take a lot on faith (so i guess it was my problem with religion, not this church in particular)“

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.

Ugh, not this shit again. There seems to be a rash of people demanding cakes with anti-gay messages on them, hoping to be rebuffed, as if a bakery refusing to write a hate message was the same as refusing to do business with gays. It isn't, not even fucking remotely. (Who the fuck sees those as being equivalent?) …

they should've made a rainbow cake that said 'I love gays' and handed it to the bigots while saying 'this one's on the house'

This is slowly turning into the lamest civil war ever, seriously.

This will never not be funny to me. Never.

Sigh. How did cake become such a lightning rod for hate? (Aside from the team pie ire, I mean.)

Oh, boy. Someone mentioned how the homosexual agenda!!1! was targeting businesses that wouldn't serve gay marriages or causes only to shame them when they declined to provide a service the other day. So, uh. *points to this*

Ha, I also feel like Jesus wasn't this much of a dick. :-)

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