“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!

I can’t say how much I love her. She’s hilarious. Also, a class act all the way. Gracious, charming, omg I’m so happy she’s our First Lady.

Am I supposed to know who this person is?

Honestly, I think she does it because of the massive amounts of hate they receive. The more she can be out there, humanizing them, the better.

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

I don’t think so. It really doesn’t bother me. I would rather have them in the public eye than hunkered down and isolated in the White House.

Michelle Obama can do no wrong.

I love her. That is all.

My baby is way cuter.

STASSA SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday to the greatest, bestest Jezebel writer!

I used to live in an apartment complex built around a smallish parking lot/courtyard area and the acoustics were a mess. One of the neighbors in a building across the courtyard used to have sex with her window open and full on scream, “FUCK ME OH MY GOD FUUUUUCK MEEEEE HARDER HARDER” and so on. Because of said…

SO. MUCH. CONCEALER. BOTH OF THEM. That’s gotta be exhausting.

I love Scott and Kourt and their progeny. Whatever.

Don’t you worry about ol’ Paris—the soles are hot pink. ;)

I hate when I see a cute pair of shoes at a store and then I realize they’re by Jessica Simpson. :-/

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

03/21? Damn, they move fast. I can’t get anyone in the bureaucracy at my school to respond to any email in two weeks, let alone fire a coach.