Just this one, I think:

To be fair, has anyone named Crystal ever exceeded our expectations?

Is there any truth to the rumor that the owners of the Route 9 Diner are opening up a new restaurant in Indiana?

Thank you. This is what happens when I nap before posting.

Correction: the attorney general is Maura Healey. She replaced Martha Coakley. Yes, the same one that lost to both Scott Brown and Charlie Baker. Healey is a considerable step up from Coakley.

That AG is fucking awesome.

I think you NEED to write a lifestyle blog.

I feel like half the time I'm watching the show for Rainbow's outfits. I love how she can pair a dress with a pair of Nikes and how she wears her red lipstick! She's killing it in the sneaker game!

Serious question: After doing my housework and applying for some jobs, I spent a chunk of today knitting a blanket with Red Heart acrylic yarn, while smoking cigarettes and bingeing on X-Files(I have to refresh my lamprey/human hybrid knowledge before the new one drops). Can I have a lifestyle blog?

A couple attempts have been made at making a conservative social network—most notable one was Reaganbook.

i love how Tracee's character wears really colorful and cute nike running sneakers with an array of dresses - dresses that could be for work to long, loose, runaround dresses - it feels very real-life and is a great detail in the show

The kind that doesn't serve food at a wedding.

He had glaucoma when he was a kid. No crazy story here.

With my work ID disabled leaving me workless, I take a yelp stroll over to gross Indiana homophobe pizza makers Memories Pizza, to see if the internet has reacted to their hate-mongering, and lo', what do I see?!?

My sister's 1-star review is at the top of the list...I love my family.

What I am offended by, however, is the fact that the O'Connors are so out of touch with reality that they assume anyone, much less a gay couple who has valiantly fought for the right to marry in the face of the overwhelming bigotry supplied by not only the American people at large but also by the O'Connors of…

I actually LOVE that. "All right you two crazy kids now shake on it."

I made my own wedding dress... but I didn't know it was a wedding dress, so I didn't put as much effort into it as I could have. My boyfriend was taking me on vacation in Hawaii, and he talked me into making a "pretty dress for when we went to the luau." Turns out, he'd been planning to ask me to marry him the whole…

Not me, but my cousin: She wanted to take romantic outdoor pictures underneath a tree. You can probably guess where this is going... we hear a "pitpitpitpit" and wonder "is it about to rain?" for all of two seconds before realizing that definitely was NOT rain. A whole flock of birds emptied their bowels on her…

Thankfully this was *before* I got ready, but it was humiliating. I was a ball of nerves on my wedding day (aren't we all?) and had only coffee in my system during my hair appointment. One of my bridesmaids drove with me to my parents' house where I was getting ready, and I let one slip. Only it wasn't just a cute…

Yup, sure did. I had a dress that I only had tried on once in the store before the big day. Two weeks before, went bra/spanx shopping with mom. We glance at slips. "Do you need a slip?" "I'unno." (I don't do dresses normally. I'm a web developer and pretty much rock the T-shirt/jeans developer look.)

So yes, I put this…