I've worked for Darden. I've fought with Darden in the media. I know Darden. They'll only stop this shit once we raise a great big stink about it, and then they'll try to market themselves as abolitionists after. They are awful in every possible way, especially since the Starboard takeover, and I'd advise anyone to…

Boy, could I tell some stories on these scumbags. Bill Darden is from my hometown and owned a restaurant that was widely known called "The Green Frog"; actually had this statue of a large green toad out front.

Anyway, let's make a movie about Michael Jackson prank calling Russell Crowe, the end.

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

I bet he thought he could do voices, but really just sounded like himself.

Considering how they treated their employees when I worked for them, I am Not Surprised. They were the only job I ragequit in the middle of a shift without a two-weeks' notice.

In response to your most recent article on tipping, I got into a discussion with someone who was absolutely sure that the biggest corporate chains couldn't possibly be refusing to make it up to their employees when their tips didn't bring them up to minimum wage, because obviously if that were true a class action…

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

brilliant

I'm like the most antisocial person in the world, but even I'm wondering why people don't just ask a stranger to take the damn picture.

As selfies/general tourist pictures go, it's kind of fun. Of course, that ends as soon as it catches on. One guy doing it=clever and cute. 1000 people doing it? Take off, nuke the site from orbit.

Oh god, the chafe. Ugh. Ass chafe.

i am too old to know what it is

Next year: Coachella dronies.

denim shorts cut into thongs

Wow. Mind sufficiently blown. Now I have a righteous feeling about not eating at any of these places.

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