you should start commenting very McConaughey things on random posts

omg their twins are seven

Yeah, he should have had plastic surgery in an attempt to look younger so that all the gossip sites could criticize him for that.

Rihanna is so beautiful, she's the closest thing we have to a national treasure.

I fixed the headline for you @ no charge. Your welcome!

am I the only one who kind of thought Benicio Del Toro kind of look like a 48 year old man 10 years ago. I mean I still would have. But the man never really looked like he moisturized.

I've never found Benicio attractive. I remember Excess Baggage-he just always looked older and his face always had this saggy, extra skin quality I couldn't get with. I was a pre-teen then and I didn't see it for him. I still don't, but 48 is 48 and he looks fine for 48.

I didn't realize the instagram video looped and thought Rhi was just very seriously blowing out trick candles over and over.

I can so picture this

RihNardo is the best! It sounds like a sexy teenage mutant ninja turtle!

I was thinking LeAnna.

If u watch the first 5 seconds of the Rihcaprio video Rihanna is hugging someone and then shoves them out of the way for her cake, like, "get out of my way, there's cake"

I knew it!

Rihanna is secretly dating me. This is all just an elaborate set-up to throw the paps off. She is NOT with Leonardo DiCaprio. That is NOT his house.

I would imagine that two of the conditions for Nick were that he not leak details about or photos of the visit to the media. I would bet he is looking to make some cash.

Oh, I'm right there with you. Black girl, private school, wanted to be a Russian spy when I grew up.

When I was in second grade, I got in trouble for writing an essay declaring that I wanted to be a bond girl when I grew up. I thought it was a fabulous career choice because they wore pretty clothes , drove nice cars and got to smooch Bond. Unfortunately, the nuns and faculty at my Catholic school didn't agree and…

One time when I was playing with the dolls that my grandmother would buy me in an attempt to make me a girly girl, I stripped the clothes off all of them except for one. I then arranged all of the naked dolls in a circle around the clothed doll, with their legs bent back and their arms up, clearly worshipping her. My…

When I was seven, I got a book on how babies are made. It talked about eggs, sperm, fertilization, and prenatal development (but completely left out all mention of sex.) I with my mom at a Korean grocery and stumbled upon the alfafa sprouts at the salad bar. My mom was waiting on line when I gasped shouted clear…

This is terrible but I was 4. My mother was pregnant with my brother and the hospital had these classes for kids that were about to become older siblings. We got to put on scrubs and go to the nursery, etc. Well, we proceed to visit the new babies and the nurse holds one of the babies up to the window for us to see…