Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

Kelly, I would love to collaborate with you. I'm gonna produce your next album. I have this crazy idea about recording you with no vocal effects and no overlay. And we would stay away from anything that sounded like Katy Perry or Selena Gomez or anyone whose songs are all about the soundboards (no hate). I'm thinking…

This will be another Terri Schiavo situation. Which is why it is so very important for everyone, as soon as they are legal adults, to have a living will. Seriously, it may sound morbid and you don't want to think about it because you think you are going to live a long time, but you never know what will happen. I am 28…

so they placed a trach. Next a peg tube (permanent feeding tube in stomach)I'm sure. This is not a good thing at all IMO. Looks like they're going to let her be in a vegetative state indefinitely. Prob will be placed in a long term care facility. This makes me sad, and angry at the same time. I'm sorry BK, but you're…

Also notable: None of the people she names, including herself, is a designer.

"Kanye's really arrogant. Anna Wintour, myself, Gisele Bündchen...."

The saddest part about that isn't even that it's a white t-shirt for $120 but that enough people were dumb enough to buy it that it's SOLD OUT.

+10 for the relevant and timely use of this pic.

Her feelings on Kanye the fashion designer have been known for some time. What what you will about how she expresses herself, but I also think he's ridiculous for this alone:

The Mets are garbage, but not sending this greedy dad free stuff is more "Well done, Mets."

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

I miss Bat Boy.

Next week: Bat boy has never been happier that Bruce Jenner is going to jail.

"Amal was a train wreck at the Golden Globes, "sashaying around the Beverly Hilton in her black Givenchy gown and opera gloves like she was the star of the night," and "giving judgmental looks to some pretty big names"

SO MANY FEELINGS

There is nothing cute, even accidentally, about Miley's pasty outfit. Bad makeup, bad wig, off-center pasties. Bad bad bad.

I seriously live for this feature.

Then, they had dinner with five other people on V-day, "what kind of intimate Valentine's Day is that?"