Weird. Most of the youts I know like to go to dances in big groups of friends, not as couples, anyway.

I posted this earlier but between this story, the woman who had sex with her dad, and the crappy wedding invite parents, I'm just so very happy that my parents are awesome. Or at least aren't crazy.

On what fucking planet would Tyga be on Truffle Butter? Like, I can't even name a Tyga song off the top of my head. Wayne sure as hell isn't bringing him with him when he leaves Cash Money— quit trying to be famous by association with people aren't associating with you, stick with Kardazian fame, boy.

BRB Preordering that autobiography like rn

I mean, I don't need him to come out in a bedazzled tuxedo (now that I've said it, yes, I do) but maybe look like you showered in the last week? It's not ruining my life or anything and obviously, he's doing just fine without my opinion but what else is the internet for but to pass judgement on people you don't know…

Moms are the best.

I can't believe she walked out of the house without photoshopping first.

How dare a woman go out with an imperfection showing!

HA!!!!

So she wore high-level mage armor?

that's what human legs look like.

team Amber

Looks like normal, unretouched legs to me and I love that she's rocking it.

This weekend I had dinner with my folks, and my mom started talking about how she loves this new song called "Take Me to the Church' and it took everything I had not to lose it right there.

"Damn it, Meredith. Where are your panties?!"

just believe in yourself and you can do anything!

The Kardashians may not be talking about her but everyone else is!

Huh, her thighs look like mine.

This makes three stories about Miss Rose today. I guess she wins?

For the first time in my life, let me say with complete serobustness, TAKE ME TO CHURCH.