If he was upset over just having dinner, you dodged a bullet. Guy sounds shady as hell.

Commiserating here. While I met some interesting people who became short-term (and sometimes regular and ongoing) lovers when I was online dating and DTF myself, there were certainly a lot of people to sort through who gave me the creeps.

Ok you guys, so...

My sister freaks out over this too. I, on the other hand, have just come to accept that even if anyone did definitively know what happens after you die, there's nothing you can do to change it. And like most things, if there's nothing one can do to change the situation, then there's really no point in worrying about…

I think about it in vaguely glossy, old-timer at the end of a young adult movie terms. When grandma's about to die and little Jimmy is like, "But you can't die grandma!" And grandma is like, "Jimmy, I'm old as fuck and tired as hell. I'm ready for this shit." You know how you sometimes feel so tired you can't imagine…

My dad got remarried in Maui. Kind of an elopement, in that it was just them and their respective children. They did it near the end of July, which was not as brutally hot as one might expect. It was nice, but the whole trip was full of vacation horror stories. Probably stemming from the fact that you shouldn't bring…

I'm from Hawaii, and my recommendation is to get a minister and get married on the island of Kauai, or the Big Island. The Waimea falls are a great location.

Unless you were enormously famous (good or bad) or endowed a hospital, what's left of you is the memories of the people who were in your life. That is all...and it's good enough for me. The though of an afterlife, even with those whom I loved, would drive me crazy (unless it was only my dogs).

You can totally pull that off! I love your glasses.

So this week I had all the testing done on my throat with the fun tube. Just FYI - 15 minutes of being poked in the sinuses with a tube is not a good time. But I found out that I probably don't have GERD after all (despite having been treated for it for years) and instead have no ability to swallow food. There was no…

Me! I hate my new job :( I'd rather be hit in the head repeatedly with a basketball than go back to work tomorrow.

I'm on almost week 3 of maternity leave and I'm soooooo bored!!! And I'm also a human pacifier to this little girl

Thanks!!! Yeah, I do feel pretty damn good these days. I'm definitely still a work in progress, but I have my life back, and live with so much more joy and energy now.

Daaaaaaamn! You must feel so badass. Keep it up.

Honestly, on the subject of 50 Shades, my one wish for that movie would be for theaters to create special screenings designed for those who showed up just to make fun. I really want to go, but I also don't want to feel like a dick laughing during what I'm sure isn't going to be a laughing movie. Also, it would be…

Well, who else had a shit week?

Good evening, Jezzies! I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

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I'll remind my husband of this for our next child. Now he can worry about what his tits will look like after nursing for a year.