VERY GOOD TRUE STORY THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

If I can be allowed to offer a brief opinion on this, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH GOD WHAT THE HELL NO NO NOPE NO WAY PLEASE NO.

In California, they actually have to knock you out when they give you a shot in the eye, so while I know it was there and AM STILL FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT, at least I was given some kind of amnestic for it. I had my eye placement corrected and while the needles and hooks and such were awful, nothing will beat the doctor…

Yeah, I asked because I didn't want to google and accidentally see something horrifying. I approve and appreciate your decision to not include pictures.

I didn't want to post pictures, but it changes the color of the white part of your eye. I don't know why that upsets me more than the dead space video, but it does.

My dad was big on attention getting shows of public humiliation of his children (screaming, and cursing at us when there was a crowd was a favorite...a schoolyard crowd of our peers was a bonus) when he couldn't have things his way, or we made a small very human oversight or error on our part. We were all well behaved…

I was one of those weird kids that wasn't allowed to watch Nickelodeon but was allowed to watch all sorts of stuff on PBS, including Are you Being Served? To think so of the first jokes I ever heard were pussy jokes delights me to no end.

Mark, your casual reference to Are You Being Served? simply further serves to cement your place as one of my favorite writers on this internet thing.

But at the same time...

Man in Militarized Profession Scoffs At Military Discipline

Could this story get any more Wyoming!

I too would rather see him retire than give up his fucking stupid ass hat. Happy trails partner.

The fact that I know that boot is a black teju lizard across the vamp with a goat quarter and a 3 heel and 2 toe makes me worry for my future. Also, a Kennedy pullstrap.

You ask and I deliver. :)

New York shut down the subway system for three inches of snow; call me when you've trudged even one block through eight feet with a 40-below wind chill. (Not even exaggerating, actual thing I have done.)

American men sometimes have strange demands

So true story time: a few years ago, I went to Ireland with three other friends. We were at this pub in Galway and this group of guys kept trying to chat us up. It so happened that all of my friends were in relationships. When they found this out, one of the guys brightened up and told me that his dad was a…

I admit I haven't watched a ton of professional American football, but I've seen enough to know that Marshawn Lynch's actions cannot be defended.

Especially not Marshawn Lynch