Our friend has a part corgi that got lost in rural Maine right before another's friend's wedding last summer and we were all "shit, a fox ate it, cause there is no way his little legs are long enough for him to be farther than yelling distance!" Luckily he had basically gotten lodged on a laid down tree stump, his wee…

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Have no fear. The article says that the two dogs she currently has will be able to remain in her presence. She's just not replacing pets as they die, as she used to do.

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My friend has an adorable corgi and we ask him where his legs are all the time. Where are your legssss?

She looks pretty fit for her age though. That is the stride of someone that is in annoyingly good shape for an 88 year old. In this, she reminds me of my grandma who is 91 and still walks a couple of miles a day.

I have two shelties and they do the exact same thing. They've knocked me off balance quite a few times squeezing between my ankles going through the house. But it was the cat who tripped me down the entire staircase, breaking my toe.

It always makes me a little sad when an old person gets to the point of giving up on pets. I understand the logic, and she's right that breaking a leg tripping on a corgi would be bad, but ... sad.

Actually, with Corgis, that's a legitimate concern. They're herding dogs, so that low riding, short legged, slinky body is made to weave between legs (in a way similar to a cat). They're also pretty sturdy, which comes in handy when weaving between the legs of larger animals and risking getting stomped on.

This guy volunteers, just as soon as he defeats the horrible evil pond.

WAIT.

Seriously, they are aggressively sensible. You can take the girl out of WWII but you can't take the WWII out of the girl.

Her majesty's corgis rule and I'm sure would make fitting replacements while the queen recovers.

canadian friends, how are your handwashing statutes? how much french do i have to learn? do you have any non snowy places? who wants a roommate?

"Ladies and especially gentlemen, I did not become senator of the great state of North Carolina by washing my hands daily like some kind of liberal pussy. Personal hygiene is for communists."

I laughed out loud because I am a child

It's all the will of the invisible poopy hand.

Tillis is, of course, a proponent of small government and limited interference right up until he reaches your vagina, which he would like to see vigorously probed with an ultrasound wand if you need to get an abortion, which of course he'd like to see banned altogether. Of course.

I just Google'd "whiteness is a hell of a drug" lol

So Beyonce's music, which talks about having consensual sex with her husband, and last time I checked that's 100% acceptable in religion, is mental poison, but Ted Nugent, the guy who sings about fucking teenaged girls and becomes a legal guardian to a teenage girl so he could fuck her, is a-ok.