I was the actual worst in high school. All I did was smoke pot and blow coke and chain smoke menthol cigarettes while being insanely loud and obnoxious.

That's some difficult thumb work.

He'll also Bedazzle the fuck out of shit, as well...

When I was 15, I spent an unseemly amount of time in my room listening to Collective Soul and Smashing Pumpkins. I'm glad no one judges me for it.

As a recovering Floridian and a Democrat, I was never going to vote for Jeb anyway, but this story doesn't necessarily speak to his "true" character, as far as I'm concerned. If people judged me now by the way I behaved when I was 15 or 16, my life would be very different.

Pretty sure that describes about 95% of the past, current, and future student population at Phillips Andover. Its like a douchebag breeding ground for the Vineyard Vines set.

This is a good point. Romney was all like, oh I was a bullying shithead? That's weird, I don't remember that even though there's TONS of evidence, it was just soooo long ago, huh.

I was surprised at how much he basically copped to.

Okay, I genuinely don't get what he is trying to say.

Can you imagine having Will Ferrell as a dad?

The CDC just wants to make sure you have living children to raise!!!!

OH MY GOD

I worked a 13 hour bar shift yesterday for the Super Bowl, got maybe about 4 hours of sleep before waking up to go to my 9-5 job, was having a miserable commute because of the shitty weather...and then watched this — and it completely made my morning. I was snort-giggling on the bus!

KP ugh but Missy, Missy was amazing. It reminded me of how much I love her music. Spotify here I come.

REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.

This is why alcohol should be banned from all golf events. None of these fuckers even came close to hitting the green.

Until this very moment, the title sponsor made no sense to me

Emilio is both a long-time io9 regular and an actual doctor of medicine.

I think the current research has a variety of potential risk factors, including genetics, older parents, and some environmental exposure from the mother (including prescription medicine but not, of course, from vaccination). Given that autism is viewed upon a spectrum, I guess it's highly unlikely they'd ever…

I once had a young mother tell me that she was against all form of vaccination because you get vaccinated for others, not for yourself, and thst she didn't get why she should risk the life of her kids to save others.