Trust me. I am from Cleveland

Oh I want this to be real so bad!

That made me so tense. I haven't played Catchphrase in ages, but every time, it started out like, "Oh, this will be a super fun evening activity" and ended up just like that, with everyone shouting and jumping around like lunatics. It is never a relaxing evening of fun.

Maybe like a week in one of those super humane Nordic prisons, but American? 0.

Well, this article left out the part from the KOMO piece about how he asked Kearse for some SB tickets and Kearse said he'd work on it. So forget everything I said. But yea, you should probably just sell the thing and give your family the money before you get locked up. Tell Kearse to match that guys offer! Or sell it…

If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

Easy. Zero.

I had an Oreo milkshake one day while pregnant. It was like beams of radiant light came down into that Denny's and all was well. I'd recommend it.

1.) Thank God Mr. Nom never filmed me while pregnant.

Not just that, she just flat out doesn't seem to care.

I'm so so sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

I would be much more impressed if the news was she started taking classes on racism, white privilege, whitewashing, etc. There are lots of problematic celebrities that I love anyways, but the issue for me with Dunham is that she never seems to learn.

Don't forget, hormones are not just for pregnant ladies! There are at least three days a month where I can literally cry over anything. Like... anything.

This weirdly makes me miss my pregnancy.

So much yes. This is me weekly. I don't even get it. All the women in my family are outrageously emotional. I cried in a Safeway last week because I couldn't decide whether I wanted black cherry or key lime yoghurt. I ended up buying both.

When I was pregnant my husband once walked in to find me sobbing because my dog didn't want to sit next to me.

I have never been pregnant, but I have been this woman.

I am fairly sure evolution has successfully weeded me out of the genepool by how fucking horrible pregnancy and childbirth is. I get pretty gnarly hormones during the first couple of days of my period and oh sweet jesus I just cannot. This weekend involved crying about a bus timetable -_-;;; And then getting more…

I love this so much because when you are laugh/crying you KNOW it's totally bonkers but you have no control...it's just coming out like emotional vomit.