I thought the headline was going to be some sort of sarcastic play off of what he actually said... but nope he pretty much went there, not much room for different interpretations. Wooww.

When it comes to the pricing on wedding dresses, everything is exactly as it seems. And I don't mean "the dress seems nice in the pictures," therefore it'll be nice IRL. More like, if the price seems too good to be true, then it is.

"The good news is, unlike Netflix which had a special to run, we're developing a script—we didn't even have a first draft … I'm glad we're out from under that."

kendall's ghostwriter is pippa's ghostwriter understudy

human treasure talks to human garbage about non humans, is a treasure, makes garbage mad.

As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.

I loved watching this man get progressively more pissed off. She's so delightfully ballsy, even for a Daily Show reporter.

I'm picturing him communicating with his client via tomato soup can.

What I found the most unbelievable was that everyone pounces on him in the media over the Obama comments and not that he peed all over a fancy restaurant carpet.

The troublemaker son Hakeem and his crew are hanging out in an upscale restaurant when one of his friends baits him into recording an iPhone message for a crush. Hakeem decides to pull out his dick and pee in the middle of the restaurant to show his love.

God also called pigs abominable, which tells me that He's not in any way fit to judge what's good or bad (look at those widdle noses).

I believe the gay agenda is covered in rainbow glitter and sold at Target for $11.99.

Can that day be really super soon?

Are we STILL doing "the gay agenda" thing? Seriously? THE GAYS, OMG THEY'RE GONNA GETCHA. OOOooOOOoOoooOOOooo [making oogly-boogly finger wiggles here] [also rolling eyes because oh for fuck's sake].

I always feel the need to post this when assholes start talking about "gay marriage" being wrong and against the Bible.

One day people will look back and be shocked at how hateful the religious were to people.

This explains the pizza guy's extra 'do you need any change?' last night. As if the job's not stressful enough, never knowing who's on the other side of that door, or what crazy dog's hanging out in that dark front yard. I think talking on the phone to strangers is hard enough...

Yipes. My SO use to do pizza delivery via bike and was lucky enough to not have too many dickish interactions, but he now tips delivery persons very very well. Its rough putting up with this kind of shit, even if it is occasional.

None of F&R's story makes any sense. The only possible (un)intention was giving the guy an extra $5 bill in a state of hurried confusion over amassing money together from various people to pay for lunch during a busy moment. I have done this before - gasp - I even am a used car dealer, too - and if I gave the guy an…

those cheap assbags. I always tip ten dollars.