It seems half of Europe marched today. Good stuff.

Craigslist is glorious. In Des Moines, there is a woman who cant seem to let her cheatin' ex go either. She posts ad after ad making general allusions to who the guy is and to who the new squeeze is too. Ive been following her messages for awhile now, usually on a Sunday. We should start a list of local Craigslist…

I have a feeling many of you feel that the customer is not always right.

I think it's totally fair to follow-up the initial question with an "are you sure" regarding stock used in a soup. In this case, though, they didn't get all smartass until the person CONTINUALLY asked including naming specific animals — like Blanket said below, at a certain point you either don't eat there or just…

And "I'm allergic to crunchy. But not crispy."

I think it's fair to hate the system when the system is set up to literally extort businesses. Yelp is a crock of shit.

OH MY GOOOOODDDD THIS IS MY DREAM RESTAURANT. If I had a nickle for every idiot who said "I'm looking at your menu online, can you read it to me?" I could build a nickle mountain and ski down it, laughing with insane glee.

Don't forget "why are purple" and "could've used more vegan options."

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I don't always take advice, but when I do it's from unemployed losers who write 500 words about their apps and service last night...

Referring to a previous story about a guy who proclaimed himself a very important man because he sold monogrammed coffee thermoses.

Reference to an old post from here. 'Tis shorthand for mega douche.

Ha - it's a inside joke from an earlier post from months ago on Kitchenette, where some customer in a restaurant was a big dickbag and was like, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES" or something like that.

Q. (He hung up, he didn't like the specials)

I love this pic. I really need to use it more often.

I wish California was closer. I think I love these people and want to eat their food.

Yeah, these guys are going too far in their hatred of reviewers. Some reviewers post well reasoned, appropriate, helpful reviews. Reviews that would allow other customers to decide whether or not they want to take a chance on that restaurant. To malign all reviewers as friendless, socially-incompetent outcasts is a…

Yep. My husband brings home the best stories from his job. He works at a fancy resort restaurant in Marin County California and all kinds of douche happens there. It is always the "normal" people who are the jerks. They had an entire crowd of A-listers for a birthday party once (and I do mean A-listers) and they…

"And here is our garden."

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…