I am getting hoarse from yelling this, but Republicans don’t even have to like their candidates for them to show up and vote for them. They will literally vote for horrible people who they don’t particularly like, because they know at the end of the day, that they’ll largely get the job done that they want done.

“She adds, “I will not buy outfits attached to boxes and I will not buy a doll with permanent underwear. I just won’t.”

Tell them. Tell them.

To be fair, I sometimes misspeak and say masacre and cheese when I want pasta or Masacre Theater when I’m remembering Alistair Cooke.

I would give a guy shit for cheating on her about 10 seconds after his transplant scar healed and continuing to do so for years until she filed for divorce, then dicking her around in court for two years to try to give her as little money as humanly possible. George Lopez is a scumbag.

When people talk of him “coming back” we’re talking about coming back to the fight to protect his legacy. We’re not talking about him being elected again. I thought this was clear.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

Ugh, no no no no no no no no nooooooooo. No mother should have to watch that and be so helpless in trying to rescue their child.

Yes! Some of my very favorite articles of clothing have been so. ugly. There’s this particular type of ugly that I absolutely love, it’s like porn, I know it when I see it!

Giving the people what they want. These are dark times, and I can only probably watch the “30 for 30" maybe 7 more times before my husband asks to divorce me.

10/10 Would hit it while listening to Ace of Base.

I’m ready for Sebastian Stan as Jeff Gillooly to give me confusing sexual urges.

I just never got the Kerrigan as pretty thing. Those horsey teeth and her inelegance. What sealed the deal as the ‘94 Olympics and her feeling that she was robbed of a gold. Oksana Baiul skated like a butterfly. I understand the disappointment after a lifetime of work. But when you are bested by someone, it’s…

Same. But I quickly jumped the Kerrigan ship for Oksana Baiul and her swan headpiece.

GILLOOLY!!

Regarding pillows, nah. Do you launder your mattress? Your sofa? Same issues with those.

As tempting as it is I think we should save the fillibuster for when the balance of the court is at stake. Scalia 2.0 is back to the status quo., you don’t want to blow your load on a dry run or else we’ll get the nuclear option when heaven forfend RBG retires.

Is his name fucking Merrick Garland? No? FUCK OFF