She obviously didn’t fall asleep, and I doubt anyone could during a face tattoo, but it’s definitely possible to nap while getting work done. If you’re someone who can endure long sessions and if the placement isn’t in a particularly sensitive area, it can happen — especially during large back pieces.

Well that took way the fuck too long, but it is, quite literally, better late than never.

In the Turdis.

Yeah, it’s a Met Gala thing — the first Monday in May.

And Harry touched his nip, so that’s like second base or something. Sigh.

Yes! I usually defend Wintour on signature style, to a point. But these two are in a dress rut.

So far...

I don’t care how much chlorine is in that water. It’s not enough.

Oh, yeah. Already happening.

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

Mark Shrayber, as I live and breathe!

Why does Trump always have that scowl in his official pictures? It’s like he hasn’t taken a dump in 4 days.

And it’s so much worse than that even because, as Khloe explained on the Today Show this week, this show doesn’t just handle revenge for splits. There’s also, evidently, a way to lose weight as ... wait for it ... rape revenge.

This is glorious.

Shiny buns, cold cuts, a bowl of mayo, a bowl of mustard and plain Lays ... This is some next-level buffet trolling. He’s insulting them via sad food.

Extremely well said. I wish this was the top response.

Then again, he also pulled this shit: