I literally made that exact face

I believe this is the appropriate response.

Were you secretly filming feminine me, while I was reading that story? 

In this situation this is the most appropriate gif to ever be giffed!

I’m pretty sure I have this exact face right now.

Is there a better way to plot the downfall of your enemies than a good old blood shower?

oh labra! urine corrigable!

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

Gram Parsons was tied to the Byrds, the Flying Burrito Bros and Emmylou Harris. No Grateful Dead connection.

As much as it pains me, I’m gonna have to agree with Joe on this one....

This.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Sex Pistols, Elvis Costello, The Clash

Am I missing the irony? Phish DOES suck and The Ramones fucking rule.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

And that is some corny ass choreography.

This pleases my hangover.