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Look at this photograph. She married into Nickleback. This hair reminds me of tentacles. I can’t stop looking at it. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

The top of the rollercoaster is the scary part. On the way down you’re just screaming and unable to process what’s going on.

Wolf Pack = Pussy Posse

He’s more of a so-so-ciopath

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I have been natural for about 20 years, but I have to say that in the 10 years or so that I relaxed my hair, I didn’t get chemical burns, hair loss, or breakage on a regular basis. I also had only professionals put chemicals in my hair (except for that time I dyed it myself...ugh) and can only remember one time that

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

If you’re going to sell your soul, the damn buffet better be good.

I’m a straight man but I am not ashamed to say, that is a good butt

This was my point. Thank you.

Maybe if I was to squint a lot and be completely crunk, maybe I’d peg him.

Wait, when did this kind of behavior become cute and delightful? Because nah, this shit isn’t cute and delightful. It doesn’t matter who does it - it’s childish.

Ok I love Atlanta and Darius, and am not a big fan of Silicon Valley but....am I alone in thinking that this was kind of a dick move/not funny?

I love it, it’s like Amelia Erhart’s prenup

Now playing

The story of the Christmas candle.

The story of the Christmas candle.

At the very least your friend sounds fascinating. Interesting people are GOOD to have around.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Honestly, I’m just dismayed it’s taken this long for ass eating to be addressed. Pro ass eating and proud of it.