I support judging grocery stores by their grapes. It’s pretty much the most important part.

On this tour, yes. It’s a Burberry gown designed for her by Christopher Bailey.

“Hi, Mark!” Did we all see that? First thing she said on the stage after the handshake. “Hi, Mark!”

Let’s do this!

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“Quick! Take the picture.”

... and this particular dog!

And what’s too old anyway? John Glenn went up at age 77.

The passion! The chemistry! The sex appeal! Where are those things?

Chris Brown’s being an asshole. Must be Tuesday. (Or Monday, but you—I hope—understand my meaning.)

Take heart. You are not alone. Not in a crowd either, but ... good company!

Behold their fer sure legit greatness:

Was it his penis? I thought it was his testicles that were “red, like raw hamburger”? Maybe it was his entire collective genitals? Yeah, that’s it. For some reason I was imaging that it was just his testicles.

YOU ARE ME!

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This?

This much?