That’s it! Janice. I was thinking she had a cross between Marilyn and SOMEONE going on.. Janice. You nailed it.

Entirely possible. Probable even.

I’m just going to assume the next photo in the series is of her crying and holding up a piece of duct tape with half of her labia still attached.

but really because ... check out my light-up choker!

Yes! And I couldn’t dig her Female Energy track more.

Now that Legionnaires is under control, Mayor de Blasio is ready to eliminate the tit menace! Or the tables where innocents might accidentally be exposed to the tit menace! Whatever.

It was ... whatever. But I want the inflatable boobs. And that robe. God, that robe.

Except Moby behaves very un-Kravitz like when his dick is out: http://www.salon.com/2000/06/02/npf…

I just bought it — $11.88. You have to enter the code listed in the post.

I just bought it — $11.88. You have to enter the code listed in the post.

Yes!

It’s like they’re playing Hearts — someone “broke” 9/11 and now they can all say it! Gilmore is going all in.

DRINK!

She really went for it, too. There’s approximately 0% chance of that being anything other than intentional shade.

“Then Kanye and I both reached a place where he would say really nice things about my music and what I’ve accomplished, and I could ask him how his kid’s doing...”

Every time I scroll down to a Kat Dennings tweet, that teeny avatar (coupled with my shit vision) reminds me of Marlene Deitrich in “Morocco”:

All of that going on plus a love of cheesy jigsaw puzzles? I ADORE THESE HUMANS!

Right?! Without the dollar section, I would have never been able to buy a dozen tiny orange traffic cones for like $4. And without those, how would I ever teach my teeny senior rescue dog to do a perfect serpentine weave* between them?!